the skyway bridge jumper pool
jumperpool.com skywaybridge.com irreverent since 1998
en espaņol.

   this web site presents the plight of those less mentally stable or physically capable as the rest of us may think we are. it deals with the real fact that some people jump off the 'skyway bridge' in an attempt to end their own life. this site offers news, stories, opinion, and commentary on these activities. this site does not promote nor approve of these activities. 
   site visitors can guess when the next jumper jumps. we do not reward jumpers with glowing praise or touchy feely sorrow. we do point out the pain and shame they leave behind with their asinine stunt. we attempt to show potential suicide practitioners the folly of their plan. 
   this site may not be a fun place to visit if you have been affected by suicide in any way or are otherwise easily offended. if this is the case, please do not enter, just go away. text and imagery found within this site will no doubt be offensive, hurtful, and insensitive. continue only if you understand what you just read.

 don't worry, you can still bitch about it if you desire.

 make the right choice.    hater!

this site has the

 politically incorrect since 1998.

seal of approval.

political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority,
and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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 everybody run! it's mr. fister!

 not true

stupidity kills.
absolute stupidity
kills absolutely.

 without a doubt

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