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   read this site for awhile and you may be confused at our stand on suicide and the bridge. we support anyone's need and desire to take their own life by their own hand anytime they chose to do so. we would like to see them seek out some help, but it's their business why they do it, not ours, not yours. we do hope they have good reason and are not doing it on impulse for some stupid reason, like "she don't love me anymore". their choice of jumping off the bridge is unfortunate, as it does tie up traffic and create a scene involving several agencies and many people, some of which occasionally sustain injuries during jumper recovery. more important, this type of exposure opens up the family to public scrutiny and condemnation. it is our contention that if one is to self eliminate, that they do so thoughtfully, privately, and with as little mess as possible. do your research, make your plan, tie up lose ends to the best of your ability, and be respectful of others before you clock out for the last time. it's really not just all about you.

   we have been asked many times, "why do you have this jumperpool crap?". it's simple, really, we do it because we can. one day in 1998, while visiting a 'death pool' on the internet, there was a jumper off the skyway. the idea of the two sort of merged together into the "jumperpool". in the very beginning, this site was started as a one page joke to get a few laughs on the mark larsen radio show. soon after, it went from being strictly a joke to being more serious, but we still insert satire, sarcasm, and humor as we see it.

   the site was developed and operated by mike
(last name withheld) from 1998 to 2005. sometime around mid-2005, owner/operator duties of this site were handed off to me, philip (not my real name). i was and am a big jumperpool.com fan and i do enjoy the morbid side of most everything. it was my pleasure to take over and it is my intention to mimic the original site plan and style to the best of my ability. there are a half dozen or so others out there that help out. this site is run from a secret underground jumper research bunker, located somewhere near the middle of florida, just south of dismalworld.

   we in this country have what may amount to be, the most morbid sense of humor on the planet. we find humor in the worst of all situations. how long are famous people dead before the jokes make the rounds? that's right, the same day. the bodies are not even cold and we make fun of them. people die and jokes are made, that's the way it is. we are sick in many ways when it comes to dark, macabre humor. the germans and the japanese in world war two were dumbfounded at the bizarre humor the american enemy possessed. yet, we kicked their asses. there are few jokes known to man that do not somehow poke fun at someone in some way. deformities, nationality, religious beliefs, sex, race, etc all come under fire with jokes both bad and good. find anyone that has not passed along or laughed at a politically incorrect joke of some sort and you've found a hermit living alone in a cave or a really boring person with zero personality. we have all laughed and joked at someone else's misfortune. you've done it too. for this country to lose our sense of humor is to lose our sense of self. we relish our sick humor and no amount of political correctness will ever stop it.

   is this site in bad taste? sure it is. is that illegal? not yet. part of being in this land of the free, is that we are free to do things that others might find offensive, rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. political correctness wants to end this freedom and we can not let that happen. we need to remain free to be stupid and do stupid things. think we're wrong? ever watch jerry springer? ever go out in public? as long as we do not cause harm to others, we are pretty much free to say and do as we please. for now at least.

   now the argument may be made that this site does cause harm to the jumpers and the friends and families of the jumpers. we believe it's only the jumpers themselves that cause all the hurt, not us. we repeatedly suggest that would be jumpers not jump. besides, most jumpers die, so how can we hurt them further? we insist that the friends and families of jumpers stay away from this jumperpool site. don't read it. don't tell anyone about it. boycott and protest, it's your right. get a lawyer, shut us down. censor the internet! create a site dedicated to the destruction of jumperpool.com. better yet, create a site dedicated to the prevention of jumpers or suicide in general. we'll link to it.

   some say that we can not possibly know the pain suicide brings. they are wrong. we have had one suicide and one known attempted suicide in the family. we do know suicide hurts families. we handle the hurt with sick stupid humor. trust us, most of our family members tend to stay away from this site and find it useless.

   we firmly believe that this site works in the prevention, not the promotion, of skyway bridge jumpers. we feel it could deter a potential jumper if they view this site and see the folly of their plan. it is stated throughout this site, that if you do not want to be included in this pool, then do not jump. how much simpler could that be? we beg people not to jump from the bridge. we offer ample links to suicide prevention help. we plead with them to get help, do not jump. if they choose to jump, then they know they are fodder for this idiot web site.

   this site does not glorify the death part of jumping from the bridge. that is just the usual conclusion. that's why it's called the "jumperpool" and not the "jumptoyourdeathpool". any and all information posted on this site about jumpers is gathered from publicly released statements to and from the press or are submitted by jumperpool visitors. jumperpool.com does not post a jumper's home address. we feel that there is no reason why this information is made public and it should not be released publicly by anyone. read that, newspapers?

   jumperpool.com is a free site. our nonsense costs you nothing but lost time you will never get back. we run no ads, there is no wagering, and we award no prizes. we do not make nor expect to make any money from it. maybe we can make money from it.

   finally, if you like this site, we're glad to have you as a reader and perhaps a contributor. we hope you return again. if you do not like this site, why are you still here?

thanks,
philip
and the whole jumperpool.com staff
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