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this is the "jumper viewing deck",
located on the cruise ship "USS Belly Flop". food, drink, and adult beverages
are served. gift shop with souvenir jumper t-shirts, cigars, postcards,
and binocular rental are available, as are those number signs used to grade
the diving events at the olympics. use them to grade bridge jumper's style
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this picture shows you the
ample parking available at the top.
no parking meters, but short time limits.
be sure to set your parking brake,
leave the keys with the car,
and don't lock the doors. leaving
a note would be nice.
signing the title over to
us
would be nicer. thank you.*
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september 2006: the home for jumper survivors.
located almost under the bridge, jumper survivors can swim on over and
get a
nice hot cup of "what the hell were you thinking?".*
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soon after their tragic tandem
lover's jump, the ghosts of
jess
and suziq are periodically seen tormenting the frightened drivers on the
skyway bridge. here we see a chance photo, taken from a gambling cruise ship, of
the two terrifying female demon spirits as they harass the ship's passengers
below.
although loud and obnoxious, they appear to have no harmful powers and
can only summon horrific shrieks and moans, much like when they were alive. fear
not, brave drivers on the skyway, these two lost phantom devil apparitions will
not harm you as you pass, but will merely annoy the crap out of you, much like when they were alive.*
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unretouched photo.*
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watch 'the bridge',
a documentary movie about 'golden gate' bridge jumpers, now on this
site.
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