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  after several years of little interest, "sunshine skyway diving team©" shirts are now available for everyday wear to work, school, church, and weddings.
   these high quality "gildan heavy cotton" brand shirts are 100% cotton and were designed by a long time jumperpool fan that wisely wishes to remain anonymous. we think she did a great job and you need to order up! if interest in these shirts flourishes, we hope to bring in more colors and sizes.
   this first batch is an indigo blue shirt with a black bridge graphic design and white lettering with the retro 'worn' look that's popular with today's youth. each one can be had for $15 plus $3 shipping/handling.  

 credit card, debit card, or paypal only. shipping to usa only. 
   where else can you spend $18 to show the random strangers in your life you have no class or dignity? well, there are many places, but that's not the point. buy one and you get your second one for the same price. it's like getting two shirts for the price of two! we will work out a shipping break if you want more than one. if you live outside the usa, please let us know and we will try to make consideration.
   due to the initial limited supply, do contact us for information on how to order these totally inappropriate t-shirts and how many we can sucker you in for. florida residents are expected to kick in 7% sales tax to be pissed away by our politicians on various boondoggles and to keep them elbow deep in whores*.
 
 only 1 shirt left  size 1x only 
 
any perceived accusations aimed at our trusted politicians could not possibly be true. they only do what's best for we the people, are totally honest,
and are not self-righteous money wasting raging jackassholes that have ruined this country and should be voted out asap, every last damn one.
09.09.08, Brian, Your new shirt kicks ass!!! Keep up the great work. (thanks, brian. comment lifted from myspace.)

 08.13.08, Re Re Extraordinaire, myspace, you got shirts now, eh? spare a few for me? it's a tid bit chilly up here. (sorry, but we prefer all our hottie myspace friends shirtless.)

08.13.08, Kristie E., im shirtless right now! Help a sister out! Where pray tell to I get my hands on one of these shirts? (no problem, sis, you can grab one here while they last. remember, christmas is always coming, so why don't you? grab a shirt, that is. comment lifted from myspace.)

08.11.08, Teenz, Australia, I can't stay away from this site, can I, haha. I really want one of the jumper pool shirts but I live in Australia. Is there any way I can get one? At all? (it appears that it will cost $12usa to send the shirt to you. the total would be $27usa. seems a bit high for a t-shirt.)
08.12.08, Teenz, Australia, That'd be around $31AUD, right? Haha, a bit high but for a worthy cause, of course. As soon as I can scrounge around and get the money I'll get one. What size do these run in again? Thanks alot! Love you, jumperpool.. ;D (yes, it is a bit high, but you do live on the other side of the planet. tell you what, make it an even $25usa and it's yours. we dig you aussies much.)
(shirt mailed 09.03.08)

09.10.08, Teenz, Australia, Got the shirt today! Thank you so much, guys. This is by far my favourite shirt ever, haha. I can't wait to wear it out to confuse and horrify some people. Again, thanks. Love you guys. :) (thanks to you, teenz! love you back.)
 Teenz in her favorite shirt.

 
local weirdness exposed    "The Tampa Triangle Dead Zone", is the original definitive study of paranormal activity in Tampa, Florida. The Tampa Triangle Dead Zone is a collection of true stories. Our objective is to present the information to you in an entertaining fashion. You will learn about real people, just like you, who have found themselves in extraordinary situations. 
   This comprehensive study is the result of more than three years of intensive research. Capt. Bill Miller and the Tampa Triangle Investigative Research Team continue to discover new information from newspaper files, microfiche, the World Wide Web and exclusive personal interviews. Many source attributions are footnoted. Dialog has been added to better illustrate facts and opinions herein. The narrative is consistent with the events as they happened.  There's a lot you need to know in this great book by Captain Bill Miller." read more about it.

new and signed by the author. a good read and a $14.95 value, only $12.50
free shipping and handling in the u.s.
 only 1 book left 
please contact us for info.

 

skyway bridge and florida toll taker shirt.
a bit pricey, yet tacky and void of class.
great for parties!
call 407.532.3622 x3592
apparently, they're also available at toll area gift shops. 

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 for the look that says, "i don't give a shit".


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