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throughout our lives,
there are those amongst us that we wished would simply go away.
some
for a moment, some forever. here our
valued visitors put out a hope that their chosen aggravator
succumbs to a swift plunge off the skyway. mind you, it's all in good
fun.
most of the submissions are for members in
the current administration, one in particular. we will avoid posting the multitude of
requests that this person-in-chief take himself out. |
feel free to
put forth your request, as
long as it's not barry.
latest comments are at the top. (our
responses to comments follow.) |
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07.02.10, KC, OH, i'd like to see Dontae Morris jump because: he's a scumbag
(too bad he didn't get taken out, instead of turning himself in. now we get to
see this murdering jackass on the news for years to come. "he had a harsh life,
he was high at the time, he is an addict". all the excuses the a-hole needs to
explain away what he did. hopefully he will hang himself in jail.)
06.08.10, Wishful Thinker, i'd like to see All BP employees that make more than
100K per year jump because: They value the dollar more than the earth and its
inhabitants (while yours may be a valid request, we
believe the politicians that took money to allow deep sea drilling without redundant
safeguards should go first.)
06.06.10,
Amy H., i'd like to see sex offenders jump because: they're
disturbed creeps and its better if they hurt themselves instead of a beautiful
innocent child. its horrible what they do to those kids...
(we'd like to see them forcibly thrown off the bridge by the thousands.)
05.31.10, Donna B., Alabama, i'd like to see my boss jump because: she would
make an awesome wave.
05.29.10, psycho
williams, summerfield, fl., i'd like to see my ex wife jump because: she's a
bitch
05.28.10, Krystee, norman, ok., i'd like to see dusty bigby jump because: he's a
certified douchebag!
05.18.10, Hammerhead, jefferson, S.C., i'd like to see all pedophiles and sickos
jump because: they deserve it. unlike those kids they hurt that didn't deserve
it. thank you.
04.18.10, Morgan W., Washington, DC, i'd like to see Itawamba High School Class
of '10 jump because: For being douchey enough to organize a fake prom for the
lesbian and the learning disabled.
03.31.10, Cosmo, Grand Rapids, MI., i'd like to see Nancy Pelosi, preferably
with her boss. This would be an excellent 2nd "couple" jump!
03.22.10, anon, i'd like to see an ex-boyfriend jump because: very rotten person
03.20.10, Morbid Curiosity, California, i'd like to see The entire Hogan family
jump because: They are pimples on the ass of society.
03.16.10, Mrs. M., Fresno, CA., i'd like to see 'Too many deserving people to
list' jump because: To clean out the gene pool.
03.14.10, Nick H., Lincoln, Ne., i'd like to see Brett Favre jump because: Duh
02.22.10, Frank D., Treasure Island,
Florida, i'd like to see Oprah jump because: I hate Fakers
02.16.10, EMILEE M., KANSAS CITY, MO., i'd like to see britney spears jump
because: she is a stupid c**t.
02.10.10, Billy B., Brandon,
FL., i'd like to see Kim Kardashian jump because: she is a stupid annoying
"celeb" that did nothing to obtain her stupid status
02.09.10, frank, PinCo, i'd like to see charlie sheen jump because: just
'cause
02.09.10, wogon, palmetto, i'd like to see me jump because: life
stinks
01.03.10, ED E., SARASOTA FL., i'd like to see TEXAS TECH COLLEGE ADMINISTRATION
jump because: SCREWED OVER THEIR FOOTBALL COACH BECAUSE CRYBABY PLAYER
COMPLAINED COACH WASNT NICE TO HIM
01.08.10, The Dewd, Craig County, VA, i'd like to see Dick Cheney jump because:
he sent thousands of people to their deaths, the world would be a much better
place without him.
12.31.09, Aquadiente, St Petesburg, Fl., i'd like to see the Guantamino inmates,
and our latest airline highjack jump because: Why do you think?
12.20.09, KC, Dayton, OH., i'd like to see Tiger Woods jump because: Because
12.18.09, bobby g., fort lauderdale, fl., i'd like to see pop country singers
jump because: they suck
12.16.09, KX, Cape Coral, FL., i'd like to see Bank Executives jump because:
they are greedy bastards that have ruined many lives
12.16.09, mike c., clearwater, fl., i'd like to see tom cruise jump because:
he's a scientologist
12.16.09, Bullet,
Clearwater, i'd like to see my wife jump because: She drank all my beer
12.15.09, Olagod, Tampa, FL., i'd like to see Nancy Pelosi jump because: Dont
even get me started.
12.14.09, MBee, Largo, FL., i'd like to see my neighbor jump because: it might
knock some sense into him, providing he lives.
12.02.09, badafuco, Ventura, CA., i'd like to see Nancy Grace jump because: So her shrill voice is
silenced and she won't
profit off of missing and murdered children any longer.
11.29.09, Kevin D., Grand Rapids, MI., i'd like to see Cowboy Bob Orton jump because: He cheated
when he and Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestled Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. He used his arm
cast as a weapon and hid foreign objects in the cast. If there's one thing I
can't stand it is a cheater in pro wrestling. (we agree.
we hate when athletes take a legitimate sport and bring it down with
their backhanded cheating ways. we're just pleased pro wrestling has cleaned out
the cheating scum and replaced them with true sportsmen.)
11.13.09: esther m., seattle, washington usa,
i'd like to see arnold shwazenegger jump because: he
is an idiot
11.13.09: KC, Beavercreek OH USA, i'd
like to see oj simpson jump because: he's an
idiot
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