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last update: 03.10.10
   throughout our lives, there are those amongst us that we wished would simply go away.
some for a moment, some forever. here our valued visitors put out a hope that their chosen aggravator succumbs to a swift plunge off the skyway. mind you, it's all in good fun.
feel free to put forth your request.
latest comments are at the top. (our responses to comments follow.)
03.09.10, KC, Beavercreek, OH., i'd like to see OJ Simpson jump because: he's an idiot

02.22.10, Frank D., Treasure Island, Florida, i'd like to see Oprah jump because: I hate Fakers

02.16.10, EMILEE M., KANSAS CITY, MO., i'd like to see britney spears jump because: she is a stupid c**t.

02.13.10, Mark M., Alexanria, VA., i'd like to see Nancy Pelosi jump because: She's a c**t.

02.10.10, Billy B., Brandon, FL., i'd like to see Kim Kardashian jump because: she is a stupid annoying "celeb" that did nothing to obtain her stupid status

02.09.10, frank, PinCo, i'd like to see charlie sheen jump because: just 'cause

02.09.10, wogon, palmetto, i'd like to see me jump because: life stinks

01.03.10, ED E., SARASOTA FL., i'd like to see TEXAS TECH COLLEGE ADMINISTRATION jump because: SCREWED OVER THEIR FOOTBALL COACH BECAUSE CRYBABY PLAYER COMPLAINED COACH WASNT NICE TO HIM

01.08.10, The Dewd, Craig County, VA, i'd like to see Dick Cheney jump because: he sent thousands of people to their deaths, the world would be a much better place without him.

12.31.09, Aquadiente, St Petesburg, Fl., i'd like to see the Guantamino inmates, and our latest airline highjack jump because: Why do you think?

12.21.09, Cory, Dunedin, FL., i'd like to see Holly from Madeira Beach jump because: She watches too much Fox News (she knows where to find a more truthful view on current events. you can continue finding your "news" with the more socialistic controlled media.)

12.20.09, KC, Dayton, OH., i'd like to see Tiger Woods jump because: Because

12.18.09, bobby g., fort lauderdale, fl., i'd like to see pop country singers jump because: they suck

12.16.09, KX, Cape Coral, FL., i'd like to see Bank Executives jump because: they are greedy bastards that have ruined many lives

12.16.09, mike c., clearwater, fl., i'd like to see tom cruise jump because: he's a scientologist

12.16.09, Bullet, Clearwater, i'd like to see my wife jump because: She drank all my beer

12.15.09, holly, Madeira Beach, i'd like to see b/obama jump because: he's ruining our Country. First by dividing our citizen's, next by robbing us of our 'inalienable rights' and continuing by going around the world and telling other nations that he is sorry for the nation of people that we are. If he is so damned ashamed, then he should never have run for president of Our Country, he should have run in one that he is loyal to, say Afghanistan or Pakistan, maybe China or Argentina...but, surely not Our Great Nation. We have nothing to apologize for...we have saved other countries from tyranny and communism, oppression and abject poverty. he is a braying ass, with a sole focus of destroying us from the inside and, unfortunately, succeeding - far beyond even his own expectations, let alone those of the ones paying [buying] and guiding his way. We the People need to retake Our Country. Based on the Constitution, 17 pages that set a course in motion for future generations - that is being stripped from us, before our eyes - defeat the opposition. Our leap of faith will save Our Country, and maybe he'll just jump. (get off the fence and tell us how you really feel.)

12.15.09, Olagod, Tampa, FL., i'd like to see Nancy Pelosi jump because: Dont even get me started.

12.14.09, MBee, Largo, FL., i'd like to see my neighbor jump because: it might knock some sense into him, providing he lives.

12.09.09, Bob on Skyway Lane, St Pete, i'd like to see All the Obama haters jump because: We had 8 years of the neo-con "Vision for America" and it left us reviled by the rest of the world, teetering on bankruptcy and ran our country into the ground. (while what you say is true, the current administration picked up the baton and has taken on the task to complete the country's demise at record pace. you may wish to see the obama haters jump, but the reality that most of the country now wishes he would jump, trumps your request.)

12.06.09, billy,  tampa, i'd like to see obama jump because: hes putting the last choke on america that it can stand.

12.02.09, badafuco, Ventura, CA., i'd like to see Nancy Grace jump because: So her shrill voice is silented and she won't profit off of missing and murdered children any longer.

12.01.09, Steve A., NY., i'd like to see Sarah Palin, G.W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glen Beck, Dick Cheney jump because: they are what's wrong with this country. (seriously? it's just them? all the other jackasses from both parties have their collective shit together, are there for the people of this country, and are doing the right thing? our list differs from yours, as we understand the truth some on your list are speaking. you choose to cast them off a bridge instead of accepting the reality that those in charge now, are destroying our country right before our eyes.)

11.29.09, Kevin D., Grand Rapids, MI., i'd like to see Cowboy Bob Orton jump because: He cheated when he and Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestled Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. He used his arm cast as a weapon and hid foreign objects in the cast. If there's one thing I can't stand it is a cheater in pro wrestling. (we agree. we hate hate hate when athletes take a legitimate sport and bring it down with their backhanded cheating ways. we're just pleased pro wrestling has cleaned out the cheating scum and replaced them with true sportsmen.)

11.13.09: esther m., seattle, washington usa, i'd like to see arnold shwazenegger jump because: he is an idiot

11.13.09: KC, Beavercreek OH USA, i'd like to see oj simpson jump because: he's an idiot

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